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Three geeky sites in one!
From giving your kobolds a reason to charge the first group of heavily armed strangers they see, to dissecting horror films old and new, to deep dives into what plants absolutely want to kill you, we have something for everyone.

The Chop Shop
Welcome to the ultimate destination for horror enthusiasts who crave the darker side of cinema. Our site delves deep into the blood-soaked world of horror movies, offering brutally honest reviews, sharp-witted articles, and unapologetic commentary on the genre’s best—and worst—offerings. From cult classics to modern nightmares, we dissect every scream, scare, and splatter with unflinching candor and a touch of acerbic humor. Whether you’re a seasoned gorehound or a curious newcomer, our content promises to thrill, chill, and maybe even unsettle you. Step inside, if you dare, and explore everything that makes horror the most terrifyingly exciting genre of all.

Crying is a Free Action
Crying is a Free Action, your ultimate destination for all things TTRPG! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer delving into Dungeons & Dragons, a strategist mastering GURPS, or an indie game enthusiast exploring hidden gems, we’ve got you covered. Our site celebrates the vast and diverse world of tabletop role-playing games with in-depth articles, guides, tips, and community insights. From game mechanics and storytelling advice to world-building inspiration and industry news, we dive into all facets of the roleplaying experience. Join us as we explore the endless possibilities of imagination, creativity, and camaraderie in the ever-growing TTRPG universe. Adventure awaits—let’s roll!

Rambles & Whimsy
Welcome to Rambles and Whimsy, your ultimate destination for all things curious, quirky, and downright fascinating! Here, we celebrate the odd, the intriguing, and the unexpectedly delightful. From bizarre history and offbeat science to creative musings and peculiar pop culture, we’ve got something to tickle every curious mind. Whether you’re here to learn, laugh, or simply get lost in the whimsical wonders of the world, you’re in the right place. So grab a cup of your favorite beverage, settle in, and let’s ramble through the weird and wonderful together. Dive in and discover a world where whimsy knows no bounds!
Popular Articles

True Crime: The World’s Stupidest Criminals (And Their Glorious Fails)
Rambles and Whimsy
From a terrorist trying to make a fast buck to a man who thought that lemon juice would make him invisible, here we look at the real-life criminals that make The Wet Bandits look like The Pink Panther and A. J. Raffles

Nightmarish Plants
RAMBLES AND WHIMSY
Around 12,000 years ago in the middle east, a small group of people did something truly remarkable, something that had never been done before, they tilled the land and planted selected crops, these Palaeolithic farmers were the first to put down roots – no pun intended – and we have been cultivating nature ever since.

Horror movie Jerks (who got what they DESERVED)
THE CHOP SHOP
The top ten of the worst jerks ever to get covered in corn syrup.

Alternatives to the Tavern Cold Open
CRYING IS A FREE ACTION
Stop me if you have heard this one; a bounty hunter, warlock, holy knight and a cat burglar walk into a tavern… when you think about it, there is no way in the name of Gygax that this party would ever accumulate naturally, and that’s before you take into consideration their back stories.

